Merry Christmas ya’ filthy animals. It’s that time of year when Susan clear pre-grames a little too hard for the company office party, and Jim in the middle of dance floor awkwardly still getting a little too friendly with the front desk girl. Or wait… are they secretly hooking up? Anyways, why do people think nobody’s going to remember this shitshow come Monday?
Anyways moving on. You’ve worked your ass off this year and goddamnit if we have anything to do with it you’re getting that fat end of year bonus you so deserve. So how do you seal the deal when you’re this far in the red zone? Our Annual Holiday Gift Guide for Bosses is where it’s at.
So without further ado, we’ve dropped the best gifts for bosses just for you to close on the biggest deal of the year: that end of year promotion and bonus. Make it rain.
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#1 – Gift for Boss: HOPE IS NOT A STRATEGY MOTIVATIONAL PRINT –
Listen, if there’s one thing a boss NEVER wants to here it’s that you HOPE a deal comes through. WTF. They didn’t set all those long ass meetings with you and take you through hours of training so you could HOPE something that takes EFFORT happens. They’ll eat this shit up like peanuts at a baseball game.
HOPE IS NOT A STRATEGY – Buy it here: https://www.etsy.com/listing/497209728/hope-is-not-a-strategy-motivational
2 – Gift for Boss – EVERYDAY DOMINATE POSTER
Now this is one rock your socks off print. It’ll fire the whole office up. Just imagine them looking at this every single day. This gift will make your boss remember – you’re not just on anytime, you’re on THEIR TEAM damnit. Let’s dominate.
Find this beautiful motivational poster right here. The larger the better, so no one forgets what day it is: https://www.etsy.com/listing/466934804/dominate-everyday-print-cool
#3- Gift for Boss – TEARS OF MY COMPETITION MUG
OOOOOH BOY doesn’t this mug over floweth. Nothing says SAVAGE AF as the “Tears of My Competition” mug. Naturally, it’s one of our best sellers this year because you all are a bunch of mean mugging, dollar chasing, lead sniffer, competition crushin’ CLOSERS.
You’ll probably want to get one for everyone on the team. If you need a discount on buying them for the whole office, we got you. Just shoot us a message.
Lock up this beauty while supplies last because we can’t keep them on our shelves: https://www.etsy.com/listing/560268945/bosses-day-gift-bosses-gift-bosses
#4 Gift for Boss – YOU DID NOT WAKE UP TO BE MEDIOCRE PILLOW
Did somebody pour hot sauce in the water cooler because it’s getting spicy up in here!! You loved this print so much we put it on a pillow so you could throw it at someone in the office who is playing a little too small… Now it’s bringing the heat to offices and homes everywhere in the world. Thank you!
Sleep Wake Slay with this badass motivational quote pillow. Buy it here: https://www.etsy.com/listing/569091067/you-did-not-wake-up-to-be-mediocre-throw
#5 GIFT FOR BOSS – MAKE TODAY YOUR BITCH
This one is perfect for your last minute gift, because you can literally print this badass motivational print, toss it in a frame to tickle the fancy of your boss or coworker. We have a ton of other bomb ass gifts in our shop: https://www.buynowbitches.etsy.com that you can get, but this one takes the cake for easy, DIY, or on a budget if you started slacking on those sales goals and need to close strong.
Buy it here: https://www.etsy.com/listing/569091067/you-did-not-wake-up-to-be-mediocre-throw
We have a gazillion other amazing office decor items or gifts for you, your team, or your boss. Shops till your paycheck is spent, you won’t regret it.
Cheers party people, except you Jim. Get your shit together.