Sales Call Checklist: 8 Crucial Steps for a Successful Sales Call

Have you ever left a sales call, then remembered that you forgot to ask them a vital fucking question, or show them a new product? Get your shit together by reading these tips below. P.s. this print & post worthy and fwd: friendly.   Create a kickass plan, in advance, to keep your sales call Read more about Sales Call Checklist: 8 Crucial Steps for a Successful Sales Call[…]

The 6 Buyer Personas You Need To Know In Sales

You don’t have to take Buzzfeed’s ‘Which Ninja Turtle Are You?’ quiz to know there are many types of different personalities out there (by the way, I got Michelangelo). And of course, each type of personality, or buyer personas, will have a different style when it comes to shopping around. You need to be able Read more about The 6 Buyer Personas You Need To Know In Sales[…]

How To Become An Upselling Machine in Sales

On paper, upselling is extremely simple. It almost seems like a third grade math problem: “If Janie wants six apples and Johnny has seven apples, can Johnny can give Janie a great deal on higher-quality apples for a little bit more?” Piece of fuckin’ cake, right?   However, upselling is an art that must be Read more about How To Become An Upselling Machine in Sales[…]

4 Types of POWER WORDS Your Competition is Using In Their Sales Pitch

Have you ever had somebody repeat a word over and over and it resonates with you? Like when somebody says “I was having the best slice of pizza the other day. It was a great piece of pizza. Pizza’s my favorite.” It makes you want pizza right? You’re licking the fucking screen right now just Read more about 4 Types of POWER WORDS Your Competition is Using In Their Sales Pitch[…]

5 Ways To Get More Sales Referrals (aka Make It Rain Referrals)

Selling your products or services may be the most difficult part of doing business, but once that’s done, what’s the next step to skyrocket your sales career?   Getting that goddamn referral can mean the difference between making an easy sale the next time around, or having to work twice as fucking hard to find Read more about 5 Ways To Get More Sales Referrals (aka Make It Rain Referrals)[…]

10 Kick-Ass Sales Negotiation Strategies & Skills

Don’t make the customer your prey in the final round of sales negotiation. Negotiation can involve a lot of psychological tactics, but if your customer senses anything wrong, you’ll lose the deal faster than Vanilla Ice’s music career. Forget about being able to present your final offer. Sales negotiation requires some serious fucking strategy.   Do your customers always want Read more about 10 Kick-Ass Sales Negotiation Strategies & Skills[…]

5 Sales Mistakes You’re Making That Cause Your Customers To Negotiate [Sales Training]

It’s time to wake the fuck up. Customers these days have more control than ever. You hear this all the time: “It costs how much!? GTFO. I can get that online and get it for cheaper. Thanks for the thirty minute tutorial though!” Or even “Well I’m going to complain to management. Unless I get Read more about 5 Sales Mistakes You’re Making That Cause Your Customers To Negotiate [Sales Training][…]

[Feature Benefit Selling] Sales Prospects don’t give a fuck about your features

Features are fancy, but prospects don’t give a fuck about your features.   For example, you try to sell a car that goes 0-60 in .5 secs. Oooooh fancy.   That means NOTHING to someone that cares about the safety of their family, or the fucking polar bears.   The average sales guy will just Read more about [Feature Benefit Selling] Sales Prospects don’t give a fuck about your features[…]

How To Be The Fucking Best Sales Person On The Telephone

  When you’re in telephone sales, you either provide damn good service, or you get the fuck out. You only have a few seconds to earn trust with your customer, before they tell you to fuck off, or worse, hang up on your ass. They have a problem, and it’s your job to present the Read more about How To Be The Fucking Best Sales Person On The Telephone[…]